![]() ![]() Fetterman’s appearance is exacerbated by those hairless pipe cleaner legs and size 52 clown shoes. John Fetterman’s sin?Įach retina is surrounded by 9 inches of white. senator looks like he just crawled pant-less out of a freeway underpass government-issued tent? Or, on closer inspection, his knuckles are scraped from walking on them? No. Fetterman’s sin? That, blinking and lost, this U.S. John Fetterman is a representative of the most powerful legislative body in Earth’s history. Wolf? Sheep’s clothing? Wolf screaming a stirring stump speech? Waves to crowd? Dumbbell crowd? Wolf grins toothily? Kisses baby? Gauche to wear flippers to a funeral and all. It’s high-class behavior to act and dress appropriately for the right occasion. It now includes Black Guys In Ties, Gay Guys In Ties (sockless, Espadrilles), Woman Guys In Ties and Massachusetts Woman Guys In Ties Who Identify As Pocahontas. If you haven’t noticed, the Fundamental Unit of Human Incompetence - IS - The White Guy In A Tie. Clothes don’t necessarily make the man, woman or Mystery Gender and a non-gendered hockey net to be named at a future date. Toy ray gun and antennas sold separately. Or, in the case of Hillary Clinton, a pastel Teletubby one-size-fits-all pants suit. I’m living a lifetime of being conned, swindled, lied to, cheated, and, had I been a teenage girl, vigorously sniffed, by people with reptilian smiles wearing appropriate ties and appropriate sports coats. For a too-brief moment, every Senate gathering was Happy Jammies Day. Then, Schumer had to backtrack when public outcry from even his own ranks arose. Majority Leader & Web-Footed Spawn Of Satan, Chuck Schumer (D), last week ordered that the Senate dress code be loosened to accommodate the hysterically weeping politician from the Keystone State. Right now? He’s grabbing headlines yet again, this time, for dressing like a skateboarder who hangs outside 7-Eleven, asking passers-by if they could buy beer for him. John Fetterman has been at the center of controversy since he ran for, and, somehow, won, the office in 2022. ![]() The supposed smart people of Pennsylvania recently elected a drool cup for their U.S. Most couldn’t ID a Supreme Court justice and, supposedly, 81 million somehow elected, for president, a dolt noted by his peers as the Dumbest Man in Washington and that goes back to when Powhatan elders were pontificating around a campfire. Outside the Bronx, where the dancing goochie-goochie imbecile Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dwells, many can’t name their congressman. An embarrassing percentage of Americans can’t identify the three branches of the federal government. I’m beginning to suspect perhaps my conservative friends aren’t getting out much. One of my favorite eye-rolling statements from the wonderful folk at Fox News goes something like this: “The American people are too smart to stand for this!” Uncannily, Republican elected officials developed this bad habit, proudly sticking out chests and echoing, “The American people are too smart to stand for this!” SCV Signal News Podcast with Aron Bender. ![]()
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